Your Privacy Matters™

We take your privacy very seriously. Like, we've got it laminated on our office wall. Seriously. It's right next to the motivational poster of a cat hanging from a branch.

What We Collect

• Your data: All of it. Just kidding. Mostly just what's necessary to not crash our servers.
• Your IP address: So we know you're real and not a sentient potato.
• Cookies: The digital kind, not the delicious kind (we wish we had the delicious kind).
• Your reading habits: For science. And also so we can judge your taste in articles.

What We Do With Your Data

We use your data to improve your experience, fix bugs, and occasionally to make fun of people who search for weird things (internally, we promise).

We will never sell your data to the highest bidder. We're not that kind of company. We'd rather keep it and just feel guilty about it.

Your Rights

• Right to know what we know about you
• Right to ask us to delete your data (we'll cry a little)
• Right to opt-out of being judged for your reading choices
• Right to ask why we didn't respond to your email (it was spam)

Security

We use industry-standard encryption and security practices. Our servers are protected by our aggressive golden retriever, Mr. Fluffington. He barks at anyone who looks suspicious (which is everyone).

Changes to This Policy

We reserve the right to change this policy whenever we feel like it. We'll try to email you, but no promises. Check back here occasionally, or just assume everything is fine (it probably is).

Contact Us

Have privacy concerns? Send us an email at privacy@reallynews.com and prepare to wait 6-8 weeks for a response (we're busy reading your data).

Just kidding. We care about privacy. This whole page is a joke. Please don't sue us.